- “A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - there’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.” - Garrison Keilor
- “It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally.” - Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl
- “Some things are more precious because they don’t last long.” - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
- “In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.” - Coco Chanel
- “History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.” - James Joyce
- Without flaws beauty never reaches transcendence. - Clayton Cubitt
- “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and I’d rather be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” - Marilyn Monroe
- “Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.” - Frank Sinatra
- “Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.” - Raymond Chandler
- Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” - William Shakespeare, (“All’s Well That Ends Well”, Act 1 Scene 1)
- “Moderation in all things, including moderation.” - CokeTalk
- “Style is not something applied. It is something that permeates. It is of the nature of that in which it is found, whether the poem, the manner of a god, the bearing of a man. It is not a dress.” - Wallace Stevens (via Clayton Cubitt)
- “I’m not trying to educate people. I’m trying to find people that already know, and blow their minds.” - Robert Williams
- “Nothing good has ever been done ironically.”- David Granger
- The perception of beauty is a moral test.” - Henry David Thoreau